Q
-digs a hole on-
A

actuallycuchulainn:

actuallycuchulainn:

-SCREECHES UR GONNA SQUISH ME-

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"No-no-no-no-nO-"-is squished by kitty tongue-

mlem mlem mlem yummy lancers are yummy


Q
-digs a hole on-
A

actuallycuchulainn:

actuallycuchulainn:

-SCREECHES UR GONNA SQUISH ME-

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-how could this happen to me I’ve made my mistakes got nowhere to run and I’m slippin away-

"Kitty has completed surgeries! Now we celebrates, yes? Or must kitty give the keesies?" 

-comes to lick-


Q
-digs a hole on-
A

actuallycuchulainn:

actuallycuchulainn:

-SCREECHES UR GONNA SQUISH ME-

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-GETS SUCKED UP BY VACUUM RIP CU-

"Now kitty be nurse! Save the tiny hooman! Starting Roomba surgery!"


Q
-digs a hole on-
A

actuallycuchulainn:

actuallycuchulainn:

-SCREECHES UR GONNA SQUISH ME-

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"YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO MATE LET’S DO THIS!"

-pulls out tooth pick sized spear-

"COME AT ME FURBALL!"

-SHIP KITTY USES ROOMBA!-


Q
FEEDS THE SHIP KITTY LOTS OF TUNA
A

"EEK! TUNAS!"


f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

(via steelguardsexual)


Q
-digs a hole on-
A

actuallycuchulainn:

-SCREECHES UR GONNA SQUISH ME-

"Yes! Kitty will kill and eats the doggy!"


"Kitty see you. Kitty judge."

"Kitty love you!"


"It colds, but every day is good day for ice creams."


Q
DO YOU LIKE CATS
Anonymous
A

firaequis:

firaequis-deactivated20141009:

"Yeah, definitely. Cats are pretty awesome." 

The whole dog allergy thing helped with that decision, too.

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"…Seriously?" 

Totally doesn’t smuggle Ship Kitty a bunch of treats or anything. Nope. Not at all. 

"Kitty love Seify forever!"

STUFFS FACE WITH ALL THE TREATS